Saturday, June 24, 2006

PCH haiku

Not exactly Basho but I wrote some haiku (5-7-5) while driving the famed Pacific Coast Highway curves during the June fog.
hot then cold - coast fog
curves and cliffs, no sea below
ghostly crow glides past

weekend getaway,
fog tendrils coax out deep thoughts.
sun around next curve?

bicyclists balance
long way down - count the bounces?
not funny (a bit)

solo on the road.
no you can't buy me a drink,
not gay. yes, really.

surfers cut - rocks sharp,
pelicans ignore. for me,
chicken tarragon.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Problematic stories

Random thoughts on stories that could have been better:

The Office (USofA-style/post-BBC): Huge kudos to Steve Carrell for the writing in the final episode this year. Continued strong characters & solid dialog. Excellent fake-out making us think the cool guy was going to hook up with the spurned woman, and instead actually kisses his engaged love. Conflict! Wonderful to see someone writing non-stereotypical plotlines on American TV. I suppose NBC deserves a kudo too for supporting his seeming belief that viewers aren't as dumb as other shows indicate.

X-Men 3: Where to start? This movie gets worse the more I think about it. Total summer popcorn-movie ... but not in the semi-acceptable Independence Day sort of way. Various issues in it:
  • weak CGI quality: from the shattering of the protective sunglasses to the dull finale.
  • unacceptable continuity flaws: trivial, but clear example -- the headlight-lit cars on the Golden Gate bridge at the finale weren't "on" during the daylight scene when the bridge was moved, and the people fled their cars before nightfall.
  • weak finale: huge story build-up about Famke's new power, perhaps for a fight between Wolverine and Famke, but ... major fizzle, both visually & emotionally.
  • Ian McCullen: his "What have I done" line is almost laughable, but sadly, it isn't actually. Doesn't he have enough clout yet to say "no" to bad lines? While that reaction might have had a place in this movie ... it needed to occur after we've seen significant effect from Famke's long-delayed rage.
  • I can't help but wonder if Brian Singer coulda done a better job with the same script. Having left X3 for the new Superman, it'll be interesting to see if the new Superman is better. Side-note: I'm more intriged than I expected to be after seeing the previews; the actor looks so much like Christopher Reeve, it almost seems like an homage.
Constantine: Better than I expected, which isn't saying all that much. Solid characters (Constantine and Rachel Wiesz's), good acting by Rachel (hubba), as usual, and decent acting by Keanu, given the limited requirements of the role. However an hour into the movie, there's no real goal to make us care about a resolution, and the conflict is episodic. Throw in plot holes and logic flaws (like killing someone one way, but not the hero), and it could have been much better. But ... if you enjoyed the style of Sin City and wish Mickey Rourke's part was bigger, you may enjoy watching Keanu in another devil movie.

I heart Huckabees: Better than I'd heard, but so esoteric that it left me wishing the story had been written by Charlie Kaufman because then it would have had some continuity.

Sopranos: Hurt by the power of Broadway? Edie Falco must have negotiated a helluva contract for the presumed final year of the Sopranos. I think she's talented, but I'm doubtful that people watch Sopranos for her character to explore emotions that aren't related to Tony Soprano.
First there was her boring-yet-dramatic-attempt-at-an-Emmy episode when Tony was in the hospital, and then the recent episode where she's given half of the show to visit Paris. It's horribly boring and does little to advance any character-arcs or storylines. (Is it a last-hurrah so the crew can go to Paris on the company dime?) Plus, consider her final shot in that episode where she's doing laundry ... I'm open to the possible symbolism of her having returned from Europe to life as a wife, but I swear she must have negotiated for near-equal screen-minutes to whatever James Gandolfini gets, no matter how it happens. Or, is HBO so very concerned about the end of Sex And The City and the loss of female viewers? Or, is this a talented actor exerting power on a show ... to the show's detriment?


Did somebody say "random"? Oh yeah, me.

Did you know that duck quacks don't echo?

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Censorship and the origami swan

One of the reliable gems of Two and a Half Men is Chuck Lorre's end-of-show offering known as the vanity card. Unfortunately, his card for the April 10th show, "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin", was censored. Sure, it was self-censored, by request (from the studio?), and while self-censoring is a whole 'nother topic for discussion, we're talking Hollywood, the movie-biz, a job, dinero, etc., so I don't fault the guy for self-censoring. At least he hinted and nudged that many of us know where to find the real one. Sure enough, anybody who enjoys his vanity cards has probably Googled him and found previous also-entertaining cards, and sure enough, the "real" vanity card for episode #155 exists here. Go read it even if you're not a fan of the show. It's about standards of decency and relates to censorship ... kinda funny that it was censored.

I also recommend his main site.

P.S. April Bowlby = !!! ... and ... she does an excellent job playing a clueless bombshell. Question is, how intense are the headaches she gets from the forehead-wrinkling wide-eyed vapid facial expressions she performs? Ok, that's not my only question about her, but I'm keeping this blog clean... ish. (see the comment)


Most of her episodes are available here: Two and a Half Men.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Sad but true ...

NEWSCASTER
A strong winter storm is set to slam into the Southland. How much rain will we get?

ME
What? Rain? I just got my car washed!


Oy vey. I guess I'm adapting to life in Los Angeles ... especially when you consider I moved here from Seattle. The "oy vey" is probably another indicator.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Which way did he go, George?

Yes, I pulled down my old web site. It was too focused on screenwriting and I've rediscovered my ages-old interest of writing for the stage. Of course this means I have even more story ideas that I don't have time to write (in two different mediums). Hopefully I'll get some freedom from a day-job sooner than later. Just. Gotta. Meet. More. People. That, and keep writing.

Current status: My newest screenplay, a comedy, has semi-interested a couple indie producers, but not that interested; they say it needs to get set up at a studio and that opens up the cast of the lead to a big discussion, and that would take too much time (to "flip it"). ... Uhm ... Hello? I've got the time! Otherwise, I'm especially pleased about my new political allegory stageplay related to the search for weapons of mass destruction. I've switched (mostly) from creative-mode to marketing-mode, sending them out via queries and contests, and working to expand the almighty Network so I can get them read more. That, and rolling around the ideas to pick my next script. That, and submitting my comedy screenplay to this year's contests.

My non-blog site may be reborn one day to cover all my writing (screenplays, stageplays, children's picture books). Until then, thanks for visiting this one.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Murphy's Law

I recommend highly that you try and catch re-runs of this show on BBC America, assuming you're up for a sometimes-intense British crime-drama. Murphy's Law is one of the best crime shows you've never seen. It stars James Nesbitt as an undercover cop and was created for him by writer Colin Bateman. If Nesbitt's name eludes you, you might recall that he gave a solid supporting performance in the excellent feature film Waking Ned Devine.

Being a fan as I am of a quality story that lasts longer than what can be formulaically shoe-horned into an hour of television, the psuedo-mini-series episodes of 'Series 3' (aka, year 3) are bloody brilliant (these would be the six-episode series involving the Callard character). Even though the singleton plots of the earlier episodes (e.g. Series 2) aren't as fulfilling, excellent dialog gems are sprinked liberally throughout. Perfect for James's delivery & accent.

(Series 2, episode 2, written by Tony McHale)
a lass: What is it I like about you?
Tommy Murphy: Well I'm taller than Tom Cruise and better lookin' than Woody Allen.
the lass: Do you like me?
Murphy: Well you're taller than Tom Cruise and better lookin' than Woody Allen.

(driving drunk)
Tommy Murphy: I don't know about you, but my beer had alcohol in it.

(undercover)
Murphy: You want me to pass myself off as a scientist? Listen, he wouldn't sit under a lightbulb that I screwed in. (turns out, no, they want Tommy to pass himself off as a simple cleaning guy, but later...)
Guard: What is this?
Murphy: This? This go boom. This is a highly unstable mix of inflammable liquid. And these are the workings of a vacuum cleaner. If I join these two wires together, I would create a circuit, which would cause this lot to explode, destroying most of this complex, and definitely singeing your hair. I knew that boy's brigade training would come in handy.
guard: Oh my God.
Murphy: Tommy's fine.

Those lines'd be even better with his accent and he'd be sure ta be a hit with the American lasses if only more of them would watch the BBC America.

Saturday, December 31, 2005

I went to Jerusalem ...

stage
... and all I got was a program.

Ok, not totally true, I got a few laughs and met a couple interesting people, but as this mostly-accurate review also mentions (warning: spoilers in it), Jerusalem the play is a bit of a slog. Plus, it can't seem to decide if it wants to be sitcom-ish or heartfelt, delivering solid humor related to family disfunction, but also aiming for intense drama during key relationship scenes between the primary married couple. While I (and other rustlers in the audience) think Seth Greenland could trim the script, a quicker improvement might be achieved if the director toned-down the drama (like the arguments) to strengthen the overall play.

Otherwise, the two-level stage and multiple set changes were intriguing, and I enjoyed the music selection between scenes.

If you go, be aware they are experimenting (their word) with two distinct casts (Cast A and Cast 1) so as to maximize their acting ensemble, but the web advertising focuses on the two leads I saw: Paul Denniston and Andrea Lockhart. They were solid, as were the supporting actors. I'm mildly curious to see the show with the second set of actors, but not enough to pay for it again, and even if they offered repeat visitors a discount (hint, hint), I'm not sure I'd sit through the length again.

All in all, a pleasant outing with an appreciative crowd at the NoHo Arts Center. I'll be looking for more shows there and other chances to catch the other members in the company.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

quotes & snippets: psychological warfare

"... he's [still] calling me Richard, and I know he's doing it to piss me off. Funny thing is ... it's starting to work."
- Closer by Patrick Marber (play & screenplay)

Aside from the witty quote, and Clive Owen's excellent delivery, I'll add that Closer really surprised me. A solid story with believable characters. Based on the trailer, I had no interest in watching the supposed chick-flick, but TiVo auto-recorded it for me, I gave it a few minutes, and it hooked me. Of course, Natalie Portman's slow-motion smile helped establish at least some initial interest.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

sex change!

stage
I've changed the sex of one of my two lead characters in my new stageplay.

After watching a strong performance by an actress (see the previous entry ... I'm not gonna name-drop her again w/o even knowing her!), I realized the interaction between the two leads would be much more powerful if the Socratic-like character was female. On a basic level, the characters become more distinct as societal interpretations of them expand based on male v. female, and a burgeoning relationship between them will increase the conflict when things go wrong. And ... then ... an epiphany hit me about how that character as a female will dramatically expand the allegory of the entire play. Wow. It makes my original concept for the play seem almost quaint in comparison to this full-bodied version.

I realize this doesn't do you much good since you don't know anything about my political allegory, let alone the main character, but that's nearly all I'm sharing about it here until it's gone through at least one staged reading. No whining; I don't even know most of you!

Anyway, inspiration goooood. Thanks for visiting.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Bunbury (not a real review)

stage
I haven't seen enough stage performances for a while, but I'm diving back in, and I started off with an enjoyable SPLASH!

Tom Jacobson's Bunbury is very good. The Road Theatre Company is performing it at the Lankershim Arts Center (LAC) in NoHo. Barring another extension, it ends on December 18th. The story is smartly entertaining, and the dialog so witty and funny that it's the kind of play where I'd love to watch daily rehearsals to see them try different variations and crack-up as they're having fun. A great example of what I've been missing by not being involved in theatre for too long.

At first, the small stage surprised me and I wondered if I was in for a small troupe's "cute" play, complete with the stage being divided into three sections and no intermission. It's times like that, that I enjoy being wrong on all counts. Bunbury started off solid with two characters revealing the concept of the play, and flowed into excellent wit & banter between the two leads (Sean Wing & Ann Noble) - fun writing and entertaining performances! The second scene amongst the bushes in the elevated middle section of the stage dragged a bit, but the audience was patient (the end-point could have been reached either faster or more interestingly). The rest of the play was smart and fun, even if it never again matched the initial humor and energy of the first scene (which had me thinking my cheeks were going to be sore from smiling), and it wrapped up very well with a successful and necessary motif that tied it all together.

Ann Noble is very good. The kind of actress a writer wants to write for ... the type who relishes and excels with a strong & dynamic character encompassing a range of emotions and vocal deliveries. Since she's an award-winning playwright, I imagine she's already crafting excellent characters for herself, but she was still impressive.

Almost as skilled & attractive (if I weren't hetero) was Sean Wing as Bunbury. Can you say charisma? He's got that and talent. The rest of the ensemble was entertaining, and I'm eager to see more shows at The Road so I can enjoy watching more of them perform.

Unfortunately, I caught Bunbury on the second-to-last weekend of the show, so this li'l blog won't give you much time to catch it. If you missed it, watch for Tom Jacobson's next work; I hope to catch his previous "Ouroboros" at some point in the future. Also, be sure to visit The Road Theatre Company. Solid actors and a good audience in a comfortable atmosphere. Definitely a fun pool to play in.